Cards, crystals, & questionable life decisions.
A site for skeptical minds, with mystical vibes.
As a nurse with a solid belief in hard science, and no tolerance for woo, no one was more surprised than me when a friend gifted me a deck and I fell ass over teakettle in love with the tarot. Suddenly an entire new world unfolded before me.
I discovered more about myself in 6 months of reading the tarot than I had in the previous 5 years. The cards precipitated changes in my life that have brought me to a level of peace and purpose that I didn’t even know was possible. And I want to do the same for you.
So check out the blog, The Inner Spread: Less Woo, More You.
Buy some cool stuff from the store, Witch, Please.
Send me your deck to get pimped and primped.
And book a reading to experience the magic of tarot, therapy’s mystical, chain-smoking, cousin.
What My Clients Say
“She made me laugh. She made me cry. She made me break up with my boyfried. Not really. But she did help ME realize what was no longer working in my life”
— Ellie
Your Questions, Answered
How do I know if you’re the right fit?
I offer a complimentary 3-card read so we can sus each other out and you can get a feel for my style. We can move forward, or not, from there.
I thought my reading sucked, can I get a refund?
Generally, no. However, if it’s a dud from my end as well, and it isn’t a case of you just not liking what the cards are saying, I’ll consider it. More likely, we’ll schedule another reading for another day and hope our chakras our vibrating on the same frequency
What types of questions are best?
Tarot doesn’t know if you’re gonna get the job, if the dude is gonna call you back, or if you’ll ever get married. Tarot DOES tell you HOW to get the job, HOW to know if you even want that dude to call you back, and how YOU can best prepare for marriage. It also is great for making decisions or discovering why you keep repeating the same old patterns with the same old results.
Let's Work Together
I read in-person in my office in Santa Fe, NM or via video chat. I specialize in big spreads and big life questions. We’re gonna get deep. Minimum time is 30 minutes.
